The Gamecocks are so 2011

For 22 straight playoff games the rest of the college baseball world was at the mercy of South Carolina fans. Say anything that could be perceived as not completely worshipping the Gamecocks and you were (as Eric Sorensen put it) “at the risk of death threats.”

It was a non-stop gloatfest. I’ve never understood why a team that’s accomplished so much still has fans that feel the need to constantly try to use the internet to further inflate their egos. Let the winning do the talking, Cockheads. Leave the cheap smack talk for the losers.

And now, they’ve finally lost, so as one of those losers (soon, Dirtbag fans, soon) I will now take the opportunity to use that cheap trash talk.

The last time the Gamecocks won anything The Hangover: Part II was still in theatres and I didn’t see it because I was too busy reading on my $150 kindle. Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper was a teenager and Daniel Tosh still seemed funny.

11 1/2 months and counting!! You mad, brah?!

Since they're now sure to run the table and win a third straight title I'll preemptively provide this peace offering to Gamecock Nation that their 2011-minds will be able to understand: